Mom: *rubs hands together* Oooo, your hands get hot really fast when you rub them together. Haha, it feels weird.
Guys, my mom discovered friction.
I second guess the crap out of the food I eat now, especially if it’s meat. Like, I’ll leave it to warm up in the microwave and be all
and then come back to get it…and just stare at it as it just sits there on the plate while I picture Hannibal climbing in the window and switching it out with something he made and I’m just
lady just made it rain on the price is right
my day is made